Hi, I’m Ivy.
I have a mood disorder and I was high when I thought this was a good idea.
I’m going through a divorce right now. It’s hit me pretty hard.
At one point I thought that I should become a lesbian and wanted to see if there were any organizations out there that were willing to try and pray the straight away.
No that’s silly. I’m straight. But what I have been able to commit to over the last few months is no more white guys.
I’m British.
British people of a certain class have an idea that they are better than everyone else.
This is not the case.
We are bad communicators, repress our emotions, do not show physical affection – even with close family members, drink too much and have a reputation for being bad in bed.
With that in mind let me remind you that Prince Harry only had to have his mind blown by one hot mixed-race chick to denounce the Royal Family, leave England, and do his best to bring down the Commonwealth.
And I’m all for it. They are telling the truth.
The Commonwealth of which Australia is still a part is what remains of the British Empire.
Hundreds of years ago my ancestors did their best to take over the world, violently oppressing inhabitants of the colonies and forcing them to live the British way – all to make the royal family richer.
These are people who often married their cousins and didn’t wipe their own ass.
Recently I had a new experience.
Once you go black you can go back. If you want to.
It’s not as if you promised in front of a room full of your family and friends that you would not ‘go back’ and signed a legally binding document to this effect.
Yes – I’m still quite upset about my marriage.
The man that I connected with recently does ethical non-monogamy and as a person living with a mood disorder if he’s interested in being with different women – with me you get 2 for the price of 1.
Mental illness can be something that frightens people. I have been asked if I am dangerous. My illness causes me to experience hypersexuality and I have never hurt anybody unless I was wearing a latex bodysuit, and they were into that.
I’m not usually so open about my illness but I’m going through a period of significant stress which has heightened mood swings and personality changes to the point where anyone who spends a few days in my company can notice that something’s not right.
My husband recently threatened to tell everyone how crazy I am – even sending a copy of personal medical records that show my diagnosis to a former lover – adding ‘he’s not the only one that’s seeing this.’
I took this as blackmail so I’m putting it in my show to take away his power.
When I’m high – or manic I don’t make bad decisions, I do things that I already wanted to do but didn’t have the guts.
For example, have hot sex all night with an incredibly handsome black man who I didn’t know outside of checking out his Hinge profile and exchanging a few messages.
Is that dangerous? It sounded like I was being murdered. But he was just beating my pussy up.
More to come, and come and come lol