If you are wondering why I am creating this overtly sexual content let me remind you that earlier today my husband sent me a text message that showed an excerpt from a home-made sex tape created over a decade ago at a time when we were engaged and I was quite young.
I have allowed him to clarify whether he is threatening to publish revenge porn and he has not been able to reassure me that this is not the case.
I feel that he is threatening me.
This is post-separation abuse.
I am also being subjected to financial abuse because he is dragging things out with lawyers.
Lawyers cost heaps and this blog cost me $33.
For a man who’s known me for nearly 20 years, he seems to forget how important money is to me.
Anyway on to the funny story…
Do any of you have a little creed that you live by?
A little saying? An affirmation? It should be positive. That helps get you through.
Fake it till you make it? Tomorrow’s another day? This too shall pass? I got this!
Save, a horse, ride a cowboy?
I’m from the country, and I’ve been known to have a passion for animal welfare. One horse at a time. It’s not my first rodeo at the rodeo if you get my meaning.
But let me tell you those cowboys, if you wear their hat, that means something. Don’t play with the man’s emotions.
You can let him ride you hard and put you away wet. But if you don’t muck around and wear the hat we both know what this is.
But I don’t live in the country anymore and while I still have concerns around the equitable access to essential services for the people of regional South Australia I don’t miss being there.
So yeah – Save a horse, ride a cowboy is no longer my creed to live by.
I’m investigating the phrase Italians Do it Better.
I saw a dentist back in my country town. I was instructed to give up smoking and stop drinking coke immediately, that I would need a $2,000 root canal, and even then there was a possibility that once one tooth died, they would all start to go and I could end up losing them all.
At this point, I’d like to point out that as many as 70-85% of people with schizophrenia and as many as 50-70% of people with bipolar disorder smoke. I have a combination of the two.
Anyway, it was all doom and gloom about the teeth but when I got to Adelaide a handsome Italian dentist said it looked worse than it was, patched things up within 35 minutes, and charged me less than $400.
He even gave me a follow-up call a few days later asking “How’s the tooth?”
I said “Fabritzio I loved what you did when you were inside my mouth recently, you’re the only dentist that I’ll allow to put his tools inside my mouth in the near future and you are most welcome inside my mouth in the next few months when required.”
So dental work – Italians do it better.
I’ve got a previous blog that indicates that based on personal experience they are better bikini waxers, I did think they gave the best head but this area may require further research.
More to come, and come, and come lol.